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Thursday, July 10, 2014

Twins Stathead Application

Fangraphs.com is a stats and analytics heavy baseball website that can be found on the internet (aka the world wide web) and doubles as one of my favorite ways to procrastinate while I should be studying.  For nerds like me, it’s one of the meccas of baseball knowledge and advanced thinking about the sport.  It attracts an audience of really intellectual baseball fans and high-level thinkers (myself not included), and every so often, MLB teams post job openings when they’re looking for a nerd with a calculator who never played the game.  In the latest posting, my favorite ballclub is looking for a new stathead to crunch some numbers, and since I took a couple of stats classes and like baseball, I am a wonderful candidate.  I sent in my resume, cover letter, and application (fingers crossed), and even dropped Dave St. Pete’s name (my cousins used to babysit his kids so this whole thing is just a big formality), but just in case they go in another direction, I’m just going to make this available so the other 29 teams don’t miss out.
JOB FUNCTION:  As a member of the front office, collaborate with the Baseball Operations staff to develop, deliver, and maintain data driven solutions for analytics and architecture of player information and evaluation systems. This position requires strong statistical, software development, and database management skills.
Strong statistical background—I used to be an Actuarial Science major but switched out because it’s too hard and I’m not smart enough because I was bored and don’t test well.  I got a C+ in a class taught by a prof with a thick Russian accent, so I’m more than qualified.  CHECK
REPORTS TO:  VP, Technology & Manager of Major League Administration & Baseball Research
Last time I checked, this isn’t Bill Smith, so I’m still interested.  Just wondering, will I be making more or less money than Billy upon hire?  That’s kind of a sticking  point since I never traded Wilson Ramos for Matt Capps, just saying.
ESSENTIAL FUNCTIONS:
Work with Baseball Operations, Scouting, and Minor League staff to maintain and expand upon the existing player information and evaluation systems.
I can get a subscription to Baseball Prospectus when my first paycheck clears and I listen to podcasts all the time.  Plus I’ll be at the Futures Game on Sunday, and would be willing to scout those guys and see which of them would best fit The Twins Way.
Use an iterative software development approach for quick roll-outs combined with incremental improvement process to existing systems and environments.
Quick roll outs?  I been rolling out quick since Luda dropped Roll Out back in my elementary school days.

Review existing data structure and define any necessary changes or additions to that architecture to produce efficient and intuitive data structures.
I imagine this involves proofreading a Microsoft Word doc, maybe an Excel spreadsheet or two at worst.  Nick Punto hit second most of his career with the Twins, there honestly can’t be a ton of analytics going on.
Integrate multimedia and data from outside providers into data architecture and player information system.
I can help Gardy bookmark baseball-reference.com onto his Internet Explorer homepage, check.
Design and develop procedures to calculate advanced player statistics and manage player evaluations, rankings, and other information into an integrated system.
Advanced player statistics?  You mean like Moneyball, right?
Continually work with Baseball Operations staff to identify features and areas of improvement within the player information system to facilitate a user-friendly research tool.
Facilitate a user-friendly research tool?  Sure, I’ll help get Gardy acquainted with the computer, I’m more than qualified after teaching my mom how to use her iPhone.
Create standardized reports through the use of graphs, charts, text, etc. to be consumed by Baseball Operations staff.
That’s something I can do.  I used to be really good at art in elementary school, with my work being featured in the Minnesota Timberwolves Game Day Program, so drawing a few graphs and pie charts should be no sweat.
Perform advanced statistical analysis on large sets of baseball data to help in the decision making process of the Baseball Operations Department.
I took STAT 333 last fall and got a C+.  I could do most of the homework myself (Remember, not a good test-taker), but got help sometimes.  I think I still have those other kids’ numbers, so if I run into any problems I’ll shoot them a text.
Assist Manager of Major League Administration & Baseball Research in identifying technologies and data sources that offer value to the Baseball Operations department.
I will point him in the direction of literally anything Tom Tango has ever written.
Communicate results to appropriate staff members through presentations, written reports, and tools.
Wrote a research paper on cybermetrics in my senior English class in high school and got an A-, so written reports I can do.
Be a liaison between the Minnesota Twins Baseball Operations Department and the Office of the Commissioner and MLBAM in regards to baseball-related technologies.
Cool, liason to Bud Selig means I’ll get to travel because we all know he doesn’t email.
TECHNICAL QUALIFICATIONS:
  • 4 Year Bachelor’s degree in Technology.
That’s a funny way to spell “Economics.”  We’ll make it work.
  • 2+ years of hands-on development experience with .NET Framework, C#, ASP.net MVC, XML, HTML, CSS, JavaScript, jQuery, AJAX, Entity Framework, Web API, and the MVVM design pattern.
We’ve made it this far and this is our first hang up.  I’m doing pretty good.
  • Experience with basic front-end user experience design.
…..
  • Proficient with Microsoft SQL Database management and schema design.

  • Experience with developing solutions that consider massive quantities of data.
…….
  • Proficient with Visual Studio.
Define proficient
  • Working knowledge of Microsoft IIS.
Working knowledge is kind of a loose term if you ask me.
Ok, so I kind of just blew the save (baseball term).
REQUIREMENTS:
  • Experience with Sabermetric player evaluation techniques and concepts.
I’ve been reading Fangraphs for years, so experience I got.
  • Experience with Pitch f/x, play-by-play, and/or TrackMan data sets.
Pitch f/x is really super cool and I usually read when Jeff Sullivan writes about it, so if this is an interview I would say that yes I am experienced.
  • Ability to communicate effectively with all aspects of Baseball Operations, Scouting, and Player Development staff, and understand their job functions and subsequent software needs.
I am a wonderful, prodigious communicator, and I have expressed that on every resume and application I have ever filled out and turned in.
  • Ability to lift and transport items up to 55 lbs.
That’s kind of a loaded question, but yes, I’m interning this summer and have no problem swallowing my pride, rolling up my sleeves, and finally cleaning out Bill Smith’s office for you on a day where I have some downtime.
  • Must be able to sit for extended periods of time.
Check.  Big time check.
  • Ability to relocate to the Twins Cities area.
I will do that as long as the Twins let me have time off to drive back to Hibbing to play for the Miners every summer weekend and a few days a week.  Nothing we can’t work around.

Monday, July 7, 2014

Nolasco and Injury Culture

Mike Berardino, Pioneer Press—SEATTLE – Eighteen starts into his Twins career, veteran right-hander Ricky Nolasco finally admitted he has been struggling with some level of soreness in his throwing elbow since spring training.
Nolasco, signed to a four-year, $49 million free-agent deal during the offseason, left the team on Monday and flew back to the Twin Cities. The Twins’ Opening Day starter was due to undergo a magnetic resonance imaging exam on Tuesday, when he will be examined by Twins medical director Dr. John Steubs.
According to Twins assistant general manager Rob Antony, Nolasco had not sought treatment from the club’s training staff all year. Nolasco mentioned the elbow issue during a Monday meeting with Twins manager Ron Gardenhire and pitching coach Rick Anderson.
“After some coaxing he finally admitted he’s been struggling since spring training with a bit of a sore elbow,” Antony said. “He said he can’t get loose more than anything. Said it gets tight. Some days it’s better than others. (Sunday) he had a real difficult time getting loose, so we called it a day after two innings.”
Nolasco, 31, was pulled after two innings and 42 pitches on Sunday after giving up six earned runs to the New York Yankees. That start pushed Nolasco’s earned run average to a career-worst 5.90.
Just six of his 18 starts have been quality starts: six or more innings with a maximum of three earned runs.
Over his past 11 starts he has posted a 10.64 ERA in the first inning. He held opponents scoreless in the first inning over his first seven starts.

After signing the richest free agent contract in franchise history, it’s no secret that Ricky Nolasco has been absolutely awful and thus far a huge disappointment.  His 5.90 ERA is more than 1.5 runs higher than his career mark entering 2014.  He is striking out fewer batters, walking more, and giving up more home runs than his track record would suggest that he should.  He’s leading the league in hits allowed.  It’s no question his deal has been one of the biggest disappointments from free agency this past winter.  After seeing these facts or simply watching him pitch a few times, it’s evident he’s not the same guy he’s been for the majority of his solid big league career.  No one should be overly surprised that he’s been pitching hurt. 

Ok, so he’s hurt, and that sucks, but at least there’s an explanation to why he’s been so underwhelming.  Seems like a pretty straightforward story, right?  That’s where this starts to get interesting.  Pioneer Press Twins Beat guy Mike Berardino, who wrote the piece above in italics and who does great work covering the Twins night in night out, tweeted this out not long after his story was posted:

@MikeBerardino: I asked Gardy if he wants his pitchers to tell him when they're sore. He suggested he did not want to know until it rose to a certain level.

I like to picture Gardy volunteering this small look into his philosophy in the clubhouse, in between giving Eddie Escobar a quick instructional on the art of the sacrifice bunt and watching an episode of M*A*S*H on his tube RCA TV that Tom Kelly bought new in 1986.  Try harder to sound like the game has passed you by Gardy, you can’t.  I mean, he sounds to me like someone’s dad talking Twins at a bar.  Mauer’s soft, Nolasco’s soft.  They’re all soft these days!  Unless you’re really hurt, you go out there when you see your name on that galdang lineup card!  Every time.  Period.  Gotta try to go the distance and get the win!  Bartender, gimme another Busch Light!  Seriously, this kind of tough guy, sack up, you’re not injured you’re hurt BS is so outdated in today’s game.  What exactly is that “certain level” Gardy?  Because it’s evident to me that Nolasco reached that certain arbitrary level of injured a while ago.

If this is the kind of mindset that Gardy wants his players to have, a 1980s bite-the-bullet, grit it out approach, then he is no longer a viable option.  Berardino’s article says word-for-word that only after some coaxing could the Twins Brass get Nolasco to admit that his arm has been tight since Spring Training and that he hasn’t been right all year.  I’m not in the Twins Clubhouse on a daily basis (shocker, I know).  In fact, I have never set foot in the Twins clubhouse, so I don’t feel comfortable making these broad generalizations about a company that I have no internal knowledge whatsoever, but it certainly screams culture problem to me.  Why else would Nolasco, a very good and most durable pitcher whom the Twins have a lot invested in, be compelled to hide injury and pitch ineffectively for months on end rather than feel comfortable admitting that he isn’t right and needs some time before he’ll be able to get out on the mound and pitch to his talent level and perform up to the expectations of his contract?

There is no point to playing injured or feeling like you should have to hide an injury.  I realize that it’s a long season (cc MightyFlynn) and no one is 100% as the season wears on, but there is a difference between sore/hurt and injured.  And as it stands, Ricky Nolasco at whatever x% he was pitching at isn’t a very good pitcher.  Had he felt comfortable going to Gardy and saying, “hey, I’m not right, I need some time, put me on the DL,” the Twins could have easily gone to the minor leagues and gotten someone who could have helped the team more than an injured Nolasco has for the past couple of months.  Trevor May or Alex Meyer potentially could have come up and helped the club.  I have no knowledge of the internal workings of any other clubs either (again, shocker), but I imagine smart teams do their best to make sure their players feel more than comfortable disclosing injuries and getting treatment.


Instead of the approach, the Twins Twins’d and Nolasco toughed it out for a handful of starts, being ineffective and possibly further injuring himself and hurting the club’s investment in him.  I do realized this is a culture problem with layers upon layers upon layers.  I ripped up my shoulder in high school and didn’t tell a soul until months after it happened, afraid of what answer I would get.  Who knows if I hurt it worse by continuing to play baseball while eating Advil like they were Skittles.  No one wants to admit they’re hurt or to miss any time.  It’s incredibly frustrating.  So I get that this is not all the Twins’ fault.  Nolasco has probably been conditioned to go out there every 5th day, no matter how he feels, for upwards of a couple decades.  That being said, I’ve become less and less enamored over the past few years with how the Twins do business.  When something like this happens I feel justified in thinking that the Twins brass is filled with people who are simply incompetent boobs.  I hope I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure I’m not. 

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Thomas Vanek at a discount price


Yesterday we were greeted with the news that former Gopher great and current NHL sniper Thomas Vanek left upwards of 30 million dollars (!!!!) to sign a 3 year deal with the Wild.  This is a move most people will say they saw coming down the pipeline years in advance, but I never once thought it was a foregone conclusion, especially with the Wild's reluctance to go super long term with free agents this time around.  It is exciting because it's a move people have anticipated since the day he left the U for Buffalo, and rumors and excitement for #26 have only booned with the arrival of ex-teammate and good friend Jason Pominville from Buffalo a year and a half ago.

 

On ice, it’s pretty much a consensus that this is a good move due to the fact that Vanek agreed to take less money and less years, giving the Wild the flexibility to sign some of their younger guys like Haula, Granlund, and company later on, while at the same time giving the offensively challenged team some much needed fire power.  It also leaves the Wild free of any obligation during Vanek’s exit from his prime in 3 years, which is huge considering they are still on the hook for 11 more years of Suter and Parise each, and who knows what kind of players they will be 7-8 years from now.  That’s about as in depth as I feel comfortable going since I’m not by any means a hockey X’s and O’s mind, but it sure seems to me that this move will help the wet blanket that has for many years been the offense.  I’m super excited about it because he was my first favorite player at the U, and the first Gopher that I really made a point to follow regularly once he went on to the NHL.  Now I actually get to watch him night in, night out again for the first time since I was like 12.  I can’t wait.

 

Another reason this is huge is on a much more macro level of Minnesota sports.  Finally it feels like the Wild are becoming a free agent destination.  I know there are obvious connections to the state for Vanek, but there were 30 million extra reasons to go elsewhere that he left on the table.  It feels like the Wild brass’ plan is coming to fruition right before our eyes, as they are getting really good at supplementing their homegrown young core with key free agents and trades.  Honestly the Twins should take notes. 

 

Having these big name guys come here, just to be here and try to win together is a great feeling as a fan, and one that none of us have ever really had before.  I said it yesterday and I’ll say it again today, it feels like we are kind of the Heat of hockey now.  Obviously it is a lot tougher to get to the Stanley Cup Final out of our conference than it is for Miami to make it to the NBA Final out of the hapless East, but it feels like the Wild are building a winning culture here around Suter, Parise, and the kids, and other players are taking notice.  I’ve said it a dozen times by now I bet, but he left 30 million dollars on the table.  To come here.  That’s something that players do when they are ring chasing—when they want to go to Chicago, Detroit (in the past), Pittsburgh, etc.  Not to come to the Wild.  I know they won’t play a meaningful period for another 3+ months, but it already seems like a big win.
 
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Friday, June 27, 2014

Wolves Draft Thoughts


'''"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take"—Wayne Gretzky’—Michael Scott’—Flip Saunders.'

 

This old sage parable (if it’s not Biblical, it should be—oodles and oodles of wisdom) pretty much sums up the Timberwolves 2014 Draft (you know, besides the two second rounders they sold, those are shots they didn’t take).  The Wolves grabbed Zach LaVine, a 2 guard from UCLA, and former Gopher tormenter and Michigan Wolverine, Glenn Robinson III. 

 

As for the LaVine pick, it was leaked on Wednesday that the Wolves had come to a quote-unquote handshake promise agreement to select LaVine with the 13th overall pick.  Protip: don't let the rest of the league know who you want at 13.  I don't know if the leak or the fact that LaVine was acquired without as much as a rumor of another team looking to move up to get him ahead of us or at least exploit us into giving something up is more troubling.  They were all just like "fuck it, go ahead."  As I discovered today reading twolvesblog.com, this wink wink should come as no surprise, as LaVine’s agent Bill Duffy and Flip were teammates at the U in the 70s and the franchise has shown nepotism towards Duffy clients in the past.  There’s a reason this organization is so often referred to as “the country club.”  In LaVine, the Wolves are essentially giving up the chance at getting a player that is ready or almost ready to contribute (cough Gary Harris cough) and instead are going with an uber-athletic project that is not *especially* skilled at any facet of the game yet.  That’s fine if you’re a team that’s ready to blow everything up and rebuild, but with Pek, Rubio, and soon-to-be Klay Thompson the payroll for big money, that isn’t the direction the Wolves are showing that they’re trying to go--they're trying to compete.  The other problem with the pick is that the Wolves have shown almost no ability to develop a player that they have drafted since Kevin Garnett, save for maybe Nikola Pekovic.  So taking LaVine under the predisposition that he will be developed into a great shooting guard is presumptuous at best and delusional at worst.  Flip said it himself, it’s a swing for the fences pick.

 

As for their second pick, I’m actually feeling really good about the apparent objective the Wolves had.  They took Michigan forward Glenn Robinson III, who like LaVine is super duper athletic, and also super raw.  However, the difference is that in the second round, those are the kinds of swing for the fences hacks that you should be taking.  Some say he’s a first round talent, and I just think he’s a smart lottery ticket that was snatched up in a “what do we have to lose” manner.

 

The overarching problem with this franchise lies in ownership and upper management.  Flip Saunders’ actions have shown that he isn’t sure whether the Wolves are willing to blow things up and go for a rebuild, but keeping in mind that he has named himself the head coach after one hell of a head coaching search, I would lean towards the idea that he wants to win.  Which is the problem with the LaVine pick (which is complete potential) in the context of the impeding Love trade (getting Klay Thompson is a win now move, albeit a questionable one).  With this kind of inconsistency coupled with Flip having more job security than a tyrant in a totalitarian state (he’s a fucking owner for God’s sakes, not like they can fire him, EVER), I fear the Wolves are destined for years of 35 wins and 9th overall picks. 

Monday, June 23, 2014

Troy Williamson's Mailbox

Hey everyone!  Sorry for the long hiatus from the blog.  It’s been a while and a lot has happened, and since I last wrote, people have been clamoring to hear my piping hot sports takes on the happenings of the days—imagine that!  My email inbox is stuffed full of questions, some even from some famous people which took me by surprise.  Without further ado, the first Troy Williamson’s Mailbox:

Q: Hey idiot!  Why haven’t you written anything in a while?  Finally give up?  HAHAHAHAH
-Jimmy in Side Lake, MN
Wow, what an asshole.  Nope, haven’t given up yet, but I have been pretty busy finishing up school and starting my summer as an office slave intern.  I didn’t feel like writing, sue me!  (But actually don’t do that at all plz)

Q: Hey Jim, The World Cup is a thing that is happening.   What do you think about that?  You are so handsome.
-Jimmy in Side Lake, MN
Thanks!  But after watching some of these soccer games, I don’t know if I agree!  Is there some kind of rule that every elite level soccer player must have absolute immaculate hair at all times?  I’m pretty sure Christiano Ronaldo’s stylist works on him more than the team’s trainer.  It’s very emasculating knowing that you absolutely can’t compete at that level in the hair game.  I’m getting a fresh new cut tomorrow and I’m pretty sure I’m going to just throw in the towel and get a bowl cut because I am absolutely overmatched.  Can’t compete. 

As for the real soccer being soccered out on the soccer fields between the soccer teams, I’ve only really watched the US games, and was thoroughly disappointed yesterday when pretty boy Ronaldo kicked us all right between the nuts.  Beyond that I have no real analysis because I have never once played a soccer game.  Ever!

Q: Hi buddy, I’ve missed you!  The All-Star Celebrity Softball Rosters were announced today.  Who are you the most excited to see, and who do you wish was included?  Thanks, I’m a big fan!
-Jimmy in Side Lake, MN
Thanks guy, I think I would like you too if I were to meet you!  Indeed, the rosters for the true mid-summer classic were announced today, and if you follow me on twitter, you already know who I’m most excited to see by far, and that is the lovely and talented Melanie Iglesias.  I’m going to be in the same ballpark as her, in person!  On second thought, maybe I should try to get a really slick haircut and not just punt the whole not looking like a gomer thing.  I wonder if she is into redheads who play amateur baseball and periodically blog.  Only one way to find out, and that is obviously to run out on the field and ask her in the middle of play.
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As far as the second question, there are too many celebrities that I wish could be included in the game, because it’s not exactly the *most* star-studded cast out there.  Near the top of my wish list would have to be Babe Ruth, because I bet he could hit the fuck out of a softball, but he’s dead, so he won’t be able to make it.  I also think it would be pretty cool if Bob Dylan came back to Minnesota to play in it, maybe he could bring a guitar up to the plate—what a ruse that would be!  Bobby D you jokester you!  Another guy I wish was involved this year due to its close proximity to the Fourth of July is George Washington because I would like to give him a standing ovation, but he’s been dead for a number of years as well!
Q: Do I suck now?  People are so mean to me on Twitter.  :(
-Joe in St. Paul, MN
Hey, Joe, thanks for reading.  Tell Gardy I’m sorry for all the mean things I say about him, I’m sure he’s a nice guy!  I don’t think you suck.  You have sucked this year, sure, but I am pretty sure you are just dealing with some lingering issues from your concussion last August rather than have somehow forgot how to be an elite hitter over the course of a few months.  Keep in mind it took Justin Morneau (your old roommate, remember him?) years before he finally figured out how to be a valuable hitter again after his derailing concussion in Toronto (burn in hell, John McDonald).  I’m cautiously confident that you will bounce back because you have 10 years of evidence that says you are much better than this.  As for the meanies on Twitter, “people throw rocks at things that shine”—Taylor Swift. 
Q: You’ve been on record as hating country music.  Is that still true?
-Jimmy in Side Lake, MN
That is not true at all.  I have softened considerably in that stance, mainly because listening to country reminds me of Spring Break in Florida, and Spring Break in Florida reminds me of partying my dick off on the beach, so therefore country music reminds me of partying at the beach (transitive property—my Math minor is already paying off).  The only qualm I have with country music has to do partly with context and partly with its message.  I listen to a bunch of it at my cubicle summer internship, where I have zero view of a window whatsoever, so when I hear the party country songs, I’m basically hearing lyrics along the lines of “Keep scanning those documents, fucker!  The weekend is still 3 days away and it’s 11 a.m.”  So that’s kind of depressing.  The other qualm I have with it is the fact that half the songs are about being in love with a beautiful woman, etc, etc, and I really can’t relate because every female I have ever met has hated my guts within 2 weeks of meeting me (citation needed).
Q: What should I do regarding Kevin Love?
-Flip in Minneapolis, MN

You know what, Flip, that’s supposed to be your job, but the fact that you are asking some idiot with a blogspot account what to do with the most valuable asset the Wolves have had since KG is a pretty big indictment on your competence.  Anyways, if I were you, I would keep talking to GS about Klay Thompson with no actual intention of obtaining him in a deal for Love.  I don’t think Klay is good enough to headline a deal for a Love.  He’s a fine piece, but not someone you want to have to pay the max in a year.  Instead, I would hope that leaks about the impending deal will cause another team to panic, and I would get on my knees and start praying that Cleveland is the team that panics and offers the #1 pick for Love.  The other thing that I would for sure do, and this is ancillary, is demand that JJ Barea is a part of the deal as well because the idea that Love is unable to escape JJ makes me chuckle.  Other than that, I would probably wait out the Carmelo Anothony market and try and deal Love to whoever misses out on Melo.  I would not under any circumstance enter Opening Night with him on roster.  Just rip the band-aid off, Flip.  

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Twins Notes


The Twins are now 7-7, and although no conclustions statistically can be made through 2 weeks of baseball, I have noticed a few things following the team every day:

  • Kyle Gibson has been a bright spot in the Twins rotation thus far in the season, coming off a disastrous rookie campaign which saw him post a 6.53 ERA in 51 innings.  He pitched 8 strong innnigs today coming off a nice start last Friday, and has now given up just 2 earned runs in 19 1/3 innings.  He’s not going to strike many hitters out as a sinkerballer, but when he’s on, he will induce lots of groundballs—the Twins turned 2 double plays behind Gibson today.  Obviously his numbers will regress and his 0.93 ERA won’t hold, but if he’s able to pitch deep into games while inducing ground balls and walking as few batters as possible, he could provide a much needed competent middle- to back-end of the rotation starter.
  • Shifting!  Today in top of the 4th inning, when the score was still 0-0, Gibson coerced ground ball outs out of Jose Bautista and Edwin Encarnacion in back-to-back at bats.  As stated it doesn’t sound noteworthy, but it is indeed noteworthy because both balls were scalded right up the middle—Edwin’s even hit the mound.  They had hit written all over them and they were turned into outs—not because of great plays by Dozier or Florimon, but due to pre-pitch shifting put on by the Twins.  Now, advanced stat-heavy teams like the Tampa Bay Rays and Oakland A’s have been doing this for years, but this is a big step in the right direction for the Twins.  They gave shifting some lip service in spring training as Paul Molitor mentioned trying to implement it early in the season, but I took it with a grain of salt because the Twins as an organization have as much affinity for advanced thinking as I do for the Green Bay Packers (read: they hate them).  However, it worked today and if Gardy sees it in action a few times, he might just start to like it.
  • The Twins acquired former Yankee infielder Eduardo Nunez for minor-league pitcher Miguel Sulburhan last week, and tonight Nunez will make his Twins debut, starting at third base.  This move is mostly inconsequential, but may signal some type of competition for Pedro Florimon who has been one of the worst hitters in baseball thus far, slashing .094/.194/.156 going into today, good for a whopping 0 wRC+ (wRC+ is a measure of a player’s value at the plate, adjusted for situations such as RISP and park effects.  100 is average and 110 means the player is 10% better than league average.).  By no means is Nunez a slugger either; he’s hit .267/.313/.379 over the course of his 270 game big league career.  Ultimately, it will come down to just how much the Twins can stomach Florimon’s putrid offensive showing, as he is one of the best defenders at shortstop in the American League while Nunez has been worth -36 runs as a defender over the course of his career.
  • Against the predictions of many projection systems, writers, and myself, the Twins offense has been pretty good so far, and that is a function of their newfound plate-discipline.  So far, they are 7th in baseball in runs scored with 70 even though they are only 22nd in team batting average.  The key is their .340 team on base percentage, which ranks 3rd in baseball so far.  Just looking at the track records of most players playing everyday for the Twins would suggest this won’t hold up, but Brian Dozier’s walk rate has jumped as his approach has gotten markedly better since the beginning of last year, and the most obvious case of newfound plate discipline is Trevor Plouffe, who appears to have completely overhauled his hitting approach over the offseason.  Plouffe used to be a dead-pull hacker who carried on base percentages in the .300 range, below league average.  So far, that has all changed as he’s been more receptive to dumping singles into right field and patiently working counts in his favor while taking some walks in the process.  If he ends up hitting .309 this year, I’ll eat my hat, but if his average falls closer to his career marks (in the .240-.250 range) while keeping his newfound affinity for the walk, he could turn into a very useful everyday player at age 27.
  • Josmil Pinto, the Twins top catching prospect, made the team out of spring training after a scorching-hot September callup with the Twins last year in which he hit .342/.398/.566.  That won’t last (if it did, he would be one of the 3 best players in baseball), but he has been playing almost everyday and delivering at the plate.  He’s been very patient at the plate, with a .356 OBP so far, and has been slugging the ball at an exciting rate with 3 homers already on the year, just missing a fourth today as he blasted a double off the top of the wall.  Most of his games played have been out of the DH spot, but if it turns out he can catch competently enough to start there 80-90 times a year (defense, rather than hitting, has always been the problem in the eyes of scouts and prospect-rankers), he could very well turn into another nice piece going forward.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

MLB Biker Gang

One of my favorite things to do when watching a baseball game is look a player’s physical appearance and personality and decide what else they could possibly be doing.  For instance, I imagine Joe Mauer being one of those kids in class that doesn’t say much, sits in the front, doesn’t say a word, never acknowledges anyone, won’t carry on any type of conversation with you and always ends up pulling an A.  One of the most common things I think about random big leaguers is that they would fit right in in a biker gang.  Beards, questionable tattoos, intimidation, bad haircuts.  That screams biker gang to me.  That being said, I really don’t know how one operates.  I had a dirtbike when I was a kid that I rode maybe 20 times and I’ve never seen an episode of Sons of Anarchy.  So I’m just going to wing it.

Adam Lind—Just look at that facial hair, shaved head combo.  He looks like a skinhead.  I’m not saying he’s moonlighting as a member of Hell’s Angels, but I’m not saying he’s not.  That guy looks like he would be absolutely ruthless on a Fatboy, just revving that engine right in everyone’s fucking face. 

Jonny Gomes—Going with anyone on the 2013 “Bearded Brothers” Red Sox team is kind of a copout, but you can’t not mention him on a list like this.  You absolutely would not want to be on the wrong side of this guy in a biker brawl, and he definitely owns at least 6 leather vests and pairs of assless chaps.

Jayson Werth—He’s a doppelganger for one of the most famous pro wrestlers of all time (for those of you who didn’t watch wrestling every week from ages 9-13, I’m talking about HHH) and has one of the most masculine beards in the history of baseball.  This guy rolls up to you on his hog with a beard like that and kindly requests to join the gang, you don’t even have to initiate him; he is more than qualified.

Jon Rauch—Every gang needs an intimidating presence.  An enforcer, if you will.  And since he presumably won’t be doing his enforcing with his 88 mile per hour fastball, he would be a pretty good one.  Imagine a biker bar.  Two gangs, no love lost.  You can cut the tension with a knife.  And then Rauch stands up from his stool, all 6 foot 10 of him, with his neck tattoo and all-around axe murderer look—“You got a problem?”  I completely made this situation up out of thin air, I’m intimidated.

Yasiel Puig—He’s not someone you would immediately think of when putting together a badass biker gang, but he meets all the criteria.  Batshit crazy, built like a Depression-era brick government building, pulled over going 110 MPH with his mother in the passenger seat (!!!!!!).  No rival gang wants to fuck with this crazy.

Mark McGwire—Every biker gang needs the elder statesman.  The one all the younger bikers look up to.  You know he’s been through a few wars.  Broken a few beer bottles over motherfuckers’ heads.  But now, he’s the voice of reason.  The old sage.  He’s no Jon Rauch, but he once hit 70 dingers, and still employs a goatee that COMMANDS respect.

Dustin Ackley—His stature and demeanor on the field scream “henchman” to me.  He just seems like the kind of biker gang member, based solely on looks, that would absolutely be down to get super illegal with his activities.  Anything for the boys, anything for the boss.  I can see him being hyper all the time, always scheming the next heist, always knowing what the rival gang is up to, and most importantly, always ALWAYS being the first guy to agree with the leader.

Bryce Harper—Every gang needs the up and comer.  The guy poised to take over when the boss steps down.  Harper is that guy.  He’s been a phenom his whole life.  Ok, now I know what you’re thinking to yourself.  He’s Mormon.  He got mad when a reporter asked if he was going to drink in Canada.  I hear all that.  And my counter is that this is my blog, and if I want to imagine Bryce Harper being the top biker gang leader prospect on the board, I can do that.  And I am.  He’s young, sure.  But every biker bar he walks into, he commands respect.  He oozes confidence out of every one of his pores.  He already has questionable tattoos.  That’s a future ringleader of a badass biker gang if I’ve ever seen one.


Josh Donaldson—He looks intense.  He looks intimidating.  He looks like an asshole.  He has a HORSESHIT haircut.  Donaldson could absolutely fill the role alongside Puig of being a straight up loose cannon out there on a hog, even in the context of bikers.  I can picture him in the middle of a brawl at some bar with 50 Harleys parked outside and sawdust on the floor, and that’s really all you need.